just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
If this isn’t proof that Misha runs the Kale twitter page, then I don’t know what is.
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Oh my Fuckin
Do you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speaking
Do you realize how confusing it is
I don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.
First rule I learned as a writer, change the paragraph when a new character speaks. Otherwise things get confusing as hell.
I don’t care if your paragraphs end up super short; mine often do. Deal with it and move on. It’s better to have a lot of paragraphs and be clear than to have pretty, fat paragraphs that are hard to work through.
i wish there was a way of saying: “i saw that like 6 months ago on tumblr.” without sounding like a pretentious douche